There is a death I'm awaiting

agfq24ga4ta6r

2005-06-02T16:03:49Z

5 Ways to insert a new worksheet
• Press shift+F11
• Open the insert menu and choose worksheet
• Right-click the worksheet tab and choose insert
• Open edit menu and choose delete sheet
• Right-click the worksheet tab and choose delete

• AutoComplete displays a suggested label after you key the first characters in a cell. This method is helpful when most labels don’t start with the same character
• Pick From List displays a list of all labels already in the column. You then choose a label from the list. This method is helpful when you are not sure how to spell the label or when several labels start with the same character

JV is by FAR the dirtiest dog around
DREW IS GAY

asfafasfwetawy35726yhg

2005-04-05T16:22:19Z

Two Ways to Create a Watermark
• Insert a graphic, apply the washout setting (color button on the picture toolbar) and change the wrapping style to Behind Text.
• Choose Background from the format menu and choose printed watermark. Then choose options to insert either a picture or text.

TIP: To maximize the size of a watermark, you can change the auto setting to 500% to maximize or 50% to minimize.

NOTE: To view a watermark as it will appear choose print layout view or print preview.

shitfuck

2005-03-17T17:18:14Z

Ch. 19 Part II

TIP: If you are unable to view graphics in a Word document, switch to Print Layout view, Web Layout view, or Print Preview.

Two Methods To search for clips
• Open the clip art task pane and type in keyword
• Open Microsoft clip organizer window and view clips

TIP: You can also click the insert clip art button on the drawing toolbar to insert clip art. To display the drawing toolbar, choose toolbar from the view menu and click drawing.

NOTE: The four corner sizing handles resize the image proportionally. The top center, bottom center and side middle handles distort the images original proportions as the size changes.

TIP: You can use the size tab of the format picture dialog box simply type in the desired measurements in the appropriate text box

CROP: trimming a picture to make it smaller which also hides part of the picture from view.

To delete a picture select it and press delete or backspace

When you insert a graphic, it appeared in the document as an inline graphic, by default. An inline graphic is treated like a character and aligns with the current paragraph. You can change an inline graphic to a floating graphic. A floating graphic is placed on the drawing later of the word document. You can move the floating graphic freely and layer it behind or in front or text or other objects, changing how text wraps around the graphic. This feature is called text wrapping.

TIP: As you drag a floating picture where it displays a dotted line. Always use top edge as a guide where to stop

TIP: to align a picture use the alignment buttons on the formatting toolbar. To align a gloating picture, open the Format Picture dialog box and select the Layout tab.

TIP: To fine-tune the position of a floating graphic, use the arrow-keys. To move a graphic by very small increments, hold down Ctrl as you make the arrow keys.

bedofrazors @ 2004-06-04T02:54:00

2004-06-04T07:00:18Z

lSon et Lumierel (3:51:52 AM): You fucking peice of shit mother fucker i should tear you limb from limb preserving your insides untill you are resurrected so then i could shove them down your throat and kill you again because you're nothing but a cum guzzleing faggot and should die a slow painful death you fuckin douche maggot i hope you get fucking raped by 800 lb. succubus who loves to tear his prey in tiny peices with it's razor sharp teeth leaving your house a corridor of death with blood splattered all over the walls and the foul stench of death as it slowly drags you to the bellows of hell.

Auto response from Kellybeans647 (3:51:52 AM): Around, leave one......

I love Erin<3

Uchiha Itachi

2004-06-02T03:04:17Z

Curse me. Hate me.

My Train of Thought...

2004-04-29T00:17:57Z

Well Hello there you seldom bunch of people that actually read my journal...I haven't updated in forever but I decided what the hell and have a random post. Well anyway theres not too much going on in my so called life but i don't really feel like putting up with anything...i'm just kinda go with the flow from now on i guess. Me and Missi broke up :( but theres no bad blood between us which is good. I just kinda want to be alone right now, and maybe later we can start things back up. I still love her and all but i'm weird and thats just how i am. On another note we had a show at Mark's house which i'm sure all 3 of you reading this are aware of. We played allright but i thought it was pretty lame overall. Wings of Icarus showed up but without McGough, they were still awesome though. Mr. Cinnaminson was last night as well...God I fucking HATE our school..no sence of humor what-so-ever...Matt, Mark, Dan, Brandon, Sam, Bob, and I did a Pac-Man skit that was genious and those fucking dull bastards though that some lipsynching or a guy dressed up in a girl's costume was funnier. Ah fuck it. I really don't know what to type about anymore...Ahh, while on the Mr. Cinnaminson note i would like to thank Mark Mancini for an impecable SATAN SATAN 666!!! Chant. With posters and everything. Thank you for your contributions. I'm out ya punk bitches maybe i'll see you guys next year and squirt a little egg-nog in ya face, pttt!

Ahh jeeze

2004-04-13T07:41:55Z

Haha, i created the best Memegen ever and i even took out that shit at the bottom and put me in it :) Do me a favor and try it out because i'm a hugee dork and spent a lit of time doing it.

Dark Tranquility by bedofrazors
Name
Your Music Genre	Emo cause your a pussy wussy
Funniest Kelly Klan Member	Matt M.
Stupidest Kelly Klan Member	Brandon F.
What Castlevania	Castlevania Chronicals
Good Castlevania Character	Leon Belmont
Bad Castlevania Character	Walter Bernhard
Last Words	ILoveItWhenYouStickItRightThur

Created with bedofrazors's MemeGen 3.0!

Ha, i definitly stole credit from quill18 but it happens...hopefully i don't get sued or som'n, Oh well. Oh yeah Check out my new icon, It's opeth and i love it. Adam let me borrow Still Life so i could put it on my iPod. It's a really good album, especially becuase it has Godhead's Lement on it. That song fucking owns!!!

I need to get a life...

Blah...

2004-04-13T06:26:45Z

Just got back from Kelly's we were havin a hardcore Super Mario Sesh...I own at that game. I was lookin at some live journals and i found more of those memeGen cacks, try 'em out

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be...	"i hate you so much..."

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Why would I die in a horror movie? by toxicninja
Name
Age
Gender
Killed by	face frozen, then shattered
Killed because	you were a nerd

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Theme songs of your life by eponine
your name?
love song:	i dont wanna wait - paula cole
depressing song:	don't speak - no doubt
party song:	wrong way - sublime
what-the-hell-ever song:	ladder - joan osborne
your life	in too deep - sum 41

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Haha the last one is so fucking gay but whatever at least i got Sum-41!!!!I got really bored and i changed the HTML of some of them and i put funny shit in, look...

(note this will not work for you if you fill in your name it will most likely give you bullshit i filled this information in myself)

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Theme songs of your life by eponine
your name?
Fav depressing band:	Rooney
Fav band live:	The Mars Volta
Fav battle scene band:	Bal-Sagoth
Most listened to band:	Children of Bodom
Fav political band:	Refused
Fav chill band	Blur
Fav Band as of now	Opeth

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Yeah i got reeealllly bored as you can see but whatever it beats jerkin off...wait a second, no it doesn't...Well i'll see you later i'm like...reaall busy.

Peace

I Killed Peter Cotton-Tail

2004-04-12T00:28:47Z

Well Easter was some what of a bore but nothing suprising...my family came here for some-what of a brunch and then went to my grandmoms later for dinner and an egg hunt will my little cousins...Missi is in Charlotte i miss her a lot <3333...Haha i really enjoy this memeGen shit...take a look facker

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	10
your best quality is	youre responsible
your worst quality is	you think life sucks
this is because	you were born this way

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

also this ones pretty cool too...

Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupation	Pizza Delivery Person
Yearly income	$839,018
Hours per week you work	19
Education	High school graduate

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

So really to sum it up i'm a Pizza deliver guy (not to mention who makes more money than Joe...stupid fucking writer) who has a good personality... i'm not sure if i'm better off knowing that information or not.

Haha

2004-04-11T19:30:32Z

Ladies and gentlemen...I present to you the one and only...Bob.

Deliver me from myself....

2004-04-07T03:40:09Z

I'm sick of the human race...

Whoa...

2004-04-07T03:27:50Z

Wow i haven't updated in forever...I don't like this journal anymore. I still update every once and a while out of boredom though. Mark cleaned out his basment yesterday and today, it's cool as shit now. Wings of Icarus is going to play with us in Marks basement. It's going to be a cool ass show. Hopefully Joe finds that fucking strobe-light from forever ago that a long winter used to play with...I remember that back in the day. Well this kid Kyle may join our band, were all super phsyced about it. Whatever, Fuck you

Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill...

ManOWar anybody????

Enterprise

2004-04-01T02:34:08Z

Hey hey,i'm still sore as hell from saturday. It was so much fun, me Rich, John, and Pietro took the lightrail down to Trenton. It was pretty hardcore, we saw mitch and some other moorestown skaters down there that was pretty cool. Cole rolled up with his Hot-Wax crew. Some guy i've never seen nose slid this crazy 12 stair rail that was right up against the wall. Then we stopped at Micky D's two stops beforee Trenton on the way home hoping to find some more spots...and that we did. We found some awesome ass loading dock that has a little ramp up at the end with like a smootha s hell 100 foot runway so you could do a sequence. On the way home i got a little sleepy and passed out on the lightrail, take a look...

Damnation

2004-03-23T05:24:46Z

It's like 12:00 and I just got done watching the Opeth DVD for like the 10th time. It's so awesome, Opeth is amazing. The Special feature thing is pretty cool, it's the recording of damnation and deliverance. they did both albums in like 6 months which I think is pretty impressive. I think it's really cool Opeth came out with a hybrid album like damnation. I doubt they'll ever have a CD like that again. It's so mellow and so awesome. Mikael Akerfeldt is a damn genius. Ha, that person is still calling me emo. He thinks i give a shit, I actually find it humorous. Him and his cunning insults,(at least I'm assuming it's a him. I'm leaning towards bfox.) Oh well, I got The Jester Race~Black-Ash Inheritance. That CD is really good too.

And we go...

Poll

2004-03-21T18:21:18Z

I have a recent update on that poll that was going on with the funniest person out of the Kelly Klan...

Sam-4
Rich-4
Mark-3
Kelly-2
Joe-1
John-1
Bob-1
Dick-1
Ian- -92348629345

Word.

2004-03-19T18:16:16Z

Yo check, check, check, check out my new icon.

Fuck New Jersey

2004-03-17T04:16:36Z

Hey, yeah it definitly snowed today which was random as hell. I'm so sick of the snow. I can't wait for summer to come so i can sit on my lazy ass all day. Only like a month and a half untill the bodom show!!! it's going to be amazing, I can't wait. I recently joined a Dream Theater community. They are so unbeleivably amazing, they have so much talent one could only dream to be as productive as dream theater. They have inspired me a lot in writing music, even though Adam writes half the stuff anyway. But he knows Dream Theater owns, so it's all good. For now you can say goodbye to...
This Dying Soul

Akeboshi

2004-03-15T04:10:49Z

Holy cow i'm totally going so fast, AW FUCK! been a couple days since i last posted thought i might ramble or som'n. I went to a car dealership the other day with my bro and dad and i almost got this rally sport that was supposed to be like 2500 but the guy said it was 6500 so wee said fuck that. It had Rally Sport on the side of it anyway and it looked really gay so i don't really give a shit. My sisters getting a fucking eclipse though. lucky bitch. Rich just asked informed me that he is taking a poll of who is the funniest person in out group and i told him i would post the results so far so here they are,

Out of 5 people it is...

Sam-4
Rich-4
Mark-3
Kelly-2
Joe-1
John-1
Bob-1
Dick-1

I'll update the numbers as soon as i get more results. Anyway...I wrote a considerably large amount moree of my book this week. Kinda dissapointed i didn't write any this weekend, who knows maybe i'll write some tonight. I got so many different ideas goin through my head it's hard to stick to one. Well thats all for now i'll update again shortly. Sayonara Fuckers

I <3 Missi

Eh?

2004-03-11T18:14:17Z

I miss Counter-Strike

Tira mi a las aranas

2004-03-11T18:12:13Z

Im in school right now, bored as shit, done all my work. I wrote some more of that book i was talking about, not much though. I think it's actually gonna be pretty cool. This week is going so fucking slow i just want it to END!!!

Blah...

2004-03-10T22:33:15Z

Yo...sup nig. Yeah, don't really know what to post...just haven't said anything in a while. So yep...school sucks, thats no shocker. I started writing a book, doubt i'll ever finish though. It's comin along all-right.I'm sick of you.

-Fuck Off-

Phew...

2004-03-07T08:37:11Z

Howde, it's about 3:30 in the morning and i just got done playing counter strike, i'm fucking addicted to that game it's cool as shit. Today was pretty cool, i chilled here with me jew greco, john, bob, nick...click. At like...6:30??? me bob and corrine went to missi's house to chill. I met her dad grandmom and relatives from North Carolina, i have cousins from Charlotte too..weeeiiirrddd. We pretty much did nothing the whole night but i had a good time. don't quite know why i bother to type this shit out i don't think anyone reads this...and if they do i highly doubt they give two shits...so, bye.

Suggestions appreciated...

2004-03-05T17:55:21Z

Should I change my background???

cough cough

2004-03-05T17:11:46Z

Hola. I'm at home right now, should be in school but i pretended like i was sick. I think i would've psyched out on something or someone if i had to stay in that hell-hole for another day, i fucking hate that school. Today after school were actually jamming, can't wait. Hopefully Will joins our band, he's really good. He gives adam a run for his money. In one of our songs they both have a solo and it's gonna be like maiden while they like battle and shit it's gonna be so cool. Were going to have more songs like that...probably all of them. We have so much more talent than any other Cinnaminson band (except

Stratus-35

of course...they blow us away) but we never get to play. If we played half as much as stratus, even once or twice a week we would be so0o0o0o0o good. i need to kick adams parents in the throat, kinda like that retard kid did to joe :). His parents are fucking neo-nazis of something i swear, they are soo strickt. I dunno, maybe i'll get serious with this journal thing. As you may or may not no i'm going out with Missi now...i love her, shes great. i kinda feel bad because she can actually hang out today but i already told john i'd jam. I'm going to Missi's house saturday to meet her dad and grandmom and aunt from North Carolina, lol can't wait. Maybe i'll act like i have down syndrom or something...lol nahh but it would be funny to see their reactions.

Kewl.

2004-02-27T20:05:25Z

Today was ok. I went to Micky D's and ordereed a cheeseburger with no mustard but they gavee mee no meat, i was like wtf man...theres no meat on this, how am i supposed to eat it when theres no meat on it??? So as i was leaving i threw my orange drink through the window and hit some fat black lady. It was ok i guess. Alright later.

cunt.

There is a death I'm awaiting

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shitfuck

bedofrazors @ 2004-06-04T02:54:00

Uchiha Itachi

My Train of Thought...

Ahh jeeze

Blah...

I Killed Peter Cotton-Tail

Haha

Deliver me from myself....

Whoa...

Enterprise

Damnation

Poll

Word.

Fuck New Jersey

Akeboshi

Eh?

Tira mi a las aranas

Blah...

Phew...

Suggestions appreciated...

*cough cough*

Stratus-35

Kewl.

cough cough